||[Jun. 28th, 2005|08:15 pm]
Harry Potter is a Wiener
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I'm so stupid, I wasn't even a member of my own community! I think I've managed to break the wankometer before even starting.
*stares at all the broken bits*
Right, well, basically, because I'm bored and this fic is taking ages to load, I'm going to type aimlessly. Just for the fun of it. And because it's cold.
Bah dum dum!
And just because... *slaps all the people at TC with The Moment icons* I love it, but...gaaaah!
Wanktastic Moments in Harry Potter: the movies
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Three words: 'I'm a what?'
Three more words: Random eye widening.
And three final words: Terribly bad acting.
Seriously, someone should've taught that kid how to look surprised. Tested him with something.
'Daniel, you're out.'
Rating: Weeeeell, it's his first Harry Potter movie, and he's fairly young, so you've got to be gentle. But then I remember that kid in Love Actually and how good an actor he was.
Erm...let's say 6/10. That gives room for
improvement getting worse.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Definitely picked up in this movie, as I can't quite think of a completely wanky scene off the top of my head.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Akzaban
Yeah, okay, so now he's getting the hang of it. Except for That Scene. And we all know what scene that was.
Dan Rad, a word of advice: people who cry...have tears. Can't fake cry? Get someone to pinch you REALLY hard, stamp you on the foot, hold up a crucified rabbit in front of you, ANYTHING!
And as for the rest of the scene! Maaaaan, not one person likes it, dude. We're all in agreement. It sucked.
Rating: It'd have a rating, except the wankometer exploded. BYO meaning to that.